Gum

[Verse 1] I found myself in a massive disco Reading books about Autumn perennials And when I turned my head I saw that she had gone To take a dip in a nearby fishpond [Verse 2] I lived a life full of plenty and sin Making money with my dog Singing for the anti-altruists Making things turn heavy and more heavy [Verse 3] And when they caught me I lay down in a bed For twenty days straight I did not move one bit My head held me, my head held me down Cars passed the window, light flew around [Verse 4] Next seven drinkers threw me in the water The riot started over some man’s wallet And when I fell, I fell from a great height Then there was nothing, nothing but water [Bridge] John? Hey, John? Hey John? John? [Outro] Now I spend my days sharpening pencils Those days of plenty and sin are well gone Live in a flat made of old science periodicals Sometimes I even take the dog for a run Water the plants every so often Buy tables to remove the gum Attach the gum to the ball in the living room I find this to be the best way to have fun