Prospects

[Verse 1] How many prospects do you have? How many prospects do you have? Have you got 18 prospects? Or just two prospects? [Chorus] Job prospects Junk prospects House prospects TV prospects [Verse 2] And she said "Anyone caught taking the bus Past the age of 25 Well they can count themselves Oh, a failure in life" But you’ve got your fingers In so many pies You can’t even p-p-p-p-p-pick up your pencil [Chorus] Life prospects Dumb prospects Big prospects One prospect [Verse 3] And sometimes it feels like You’ve got no prospects And it’s just 8 pounds and 21 pence For an hour of your time [Outro] No prospects No prospects No prospects No prospects No