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The Great Pyramid of Stockport - Single
The Great Pyramid of Stockport

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Antony Szmierek

The Great Pyramid of Stockport

Release date: 2nd October 2024

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"The Great Pyramid of Stockport" is a single by Antony Szmierek, from the album The Great Pyramid of Stockport - Single, released 2nd October 2024. The track is 2:36 long. It's filed under Dance. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 17 articles about Antony Szmierek.

About the Artist

Antony Szmierek

Antony Szmierek

Lyrics

The Great Pyramid of Stockport

I'm Indiana Jones you're that big polystyrene boulder
Is this what you said you'd be
When you fantasised about getting older?
Left lanes slow the right's for taking over
Your ghost hogs the middle lane
I said I'd call on Thursday
But I never
Too much grind not enough rise
I swear I almost broke through last night

There's only so many times I can simulation theory myself out of lunch
Pub quiz question seven just a hunch
Cleopatra lived closer to the France '98 world cup
Than the construction of the pyramids
You gotta wake up

You get one life live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need

And I've seen a pyramid
They built one in Stockport
A reincarnated insurance headquarters now an Indian restaurant
And the possibilities are endless
If you believe it, it can exist
Imagine what the Pharaohs could have done with a four day working week
And a three-fingered Twix

Stockport council abandoned their valley of the kings
But I'll never abandon you
God bless those big black squares we keep in the corner of the room
And remember
You can do anything
And if they can then you can too
You get one life live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need
You get one life live it
In the valley of the kings
Motivationally speaking
You got everything you need

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Track details

From The Great Pyramid of Stockport - Single

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The Great Pyramid of Stockport - Single

Antony Szmierek

3rd October 2024

Track number

1

Release year

2024

1The Great Pyramid of Stockport
2:36
2Rafters
3:08

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Antony Szmierek — Take Me There (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:32]
Antony Szmierek — Girlypops (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:28]
Antony Szmierek — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:53]
Antony Szmierek — Big Light (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:24]
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Antony Szmierek — Restless Leg Syndrome (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:06]
Antony Szmierek — Big Light (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:24]
Antony Szmierek — That Face You Make When It's Raining (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:22]
Antony Szmierek — Crumb (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:14]
Antony Szmierek — Crashing Up (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:47]
Antony Szmierek — Yoga Teacher (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:59]
Antony Szmierek — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:53]
Antony Szmierek — Angie’s Wedding (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:53]
Antony Szmierek — passingthru (feat. Kate Ireland) (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [0:59]
Antony Szmierek — Girlypops (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:28]
Antony Szmierek — Take Me There (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:32]
Antony Szmierek — Rafters (from The Great Pyramid of Stockport - Single) [3:08]
Antony Szmierek — Rafters [3:08]
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