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Antony Szmierek – The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy (2023) | Track profile | Dork

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Antony Szmierek
Poems To Dance To
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy

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Antony Szmierek

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy

Release date: 24th March 2023

From Poems To Dance ToTrack 12:51

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"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy" is a track by Antony Szmierek, from the album Poems To Dance To, released 24th March 2023. The track is 2:51 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 17 articles about Antony Szmierek.

About the Artist

Antony Szmierek

Antony Szmierek

Lyrics

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy

Is hope included in this meal deal or...?
Nah, didn't think so
The good stuff never is
You know when you forget what you were trying to say?
Well, it's like that, but with everything, all the time
And at least sometimes there's dancing
Time's just a construct, but I think that we'd be pretty fucked without it
Could barely get out of bed as it is
"What's on your Christmas wish list?"
Oh mate, I don't really celebrate, if I'm honest
But I'll have a Guinness, and a big bag of crisps if you're offering
And if you can get me from point A to point C
I'll, well, I don't really know
But it's gotta be better than this
Head out the window in a solar eclipse
What's the longest you've ever held a biscuit in a tea without having to make a new one?
Oh man, look how big that moon's gotten
Mine's a kebab, and a mango flavored Rubicon
Trailed off again haven't I

It's a fallacy, It's all a fallacy
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy
Take me away, take me away
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy

And yes, it is an unconventional way to travel
Do you even like this song?
No honestly, you can say if you don't
Everything's ironic now isn't it?
Post-post-punk
No nuance in the news
"Top 10 things you might have missed" 100,000 views

It's exhausting
What, you think this counts as one of my 5 a day?
How's that for a non-sequitur?
Yeah just here on the left mate that's okay
Didn't exactly think this through, I never have, but look
"How's everything with you?"
Yeah, fine I guess
Not reading as many books as I used to
My attention span kinda vanished after the second
Uhh, what do you call it?
Don't panic, it'll all be fine in the end
The stars just didn't align
That man holding the open the door that closed he's the same one who cut in front of you in the line

It's a fallacy, It's all a fallacy
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy
Take me away, take me away
I'm the hitchhiker, you're a galaxy

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Track details

From Poems To Dance To

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Album

Poems To Dance To

Antony Szmierek

24th March 2023

Track number

1

Release year

2023

1The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Fallacy
2:51
2Working Classic
3:32
3Some Daze
3:24
4Rock and a Calm Place
2:48

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Giving Up For Beginners

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Antony Szmierek — The Heron
Antony Szmierek — Restless Leg Syndrome (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:06]
Antony Szmierek — Crashing Up (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:47]
Antony Szmierek — That Face You Make When It's Raining (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:22]
Antony Szmierek — Crumb (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:14]
Antony Szmierek — Angie’s Wedding (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:53]
Antony Szmierek — passingthru (feat. Kate Ireland) (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [0:59]
Antony Szmierek — Take Me There (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:32]
Antony Szmierek — Yoga Teacher (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:59]
Antony Szmierek — Girlypops (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:28]
Antony Szmierek — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:53]
Antony Szmierek — The Great Pyramid of Stockport (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [2:36]
Antony Szmierek — Big Light (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe (Deluxe)) [3:24]
Antony Szmierek — Angie’s Wedding (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:53]
Antony Szmierek — Restless Leg Syndrome (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:06]
Antony Szmierek — Big Light (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:24]
Antony Szmierek — That Face You Make When It's Raining (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:22]
Antony Szmierek — Crumb (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:14]
Antony Szmierek — Crashing Up (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:47]
Antony Szmierek — Yoga Teacher (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:59]
Antony Szmierek — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Fallacy (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:53]
Antony Szmierek — passingthru (feat. Kate Ireland) (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [0:59]
Antony Szmierek — Girlypops (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:28]
Antony Szmierek — Take Me There (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [3:32]
Antony Szmierek — The Great Pyramid of Stockport (from Service Station At The End Of The Universe) [2:36]
Antony Szmierek — Rafters [3:08]
Antony Szmierek — The Great Pyramid of Stockport [2:36]
Antony Szmierek — Rafters [3:08]
Antony Szmierek — Dance Better (Ell Murphy remix)
Antony Szmierek — The Words to Auld Lang Syne (from Seasoning - EP) [3:23]
Antony Szmierek — Seasoning (feat. 2b.Frank) (from Seasoning - EP) [3:24]
Antony Szmierek — How Did You Get Here? (from Seasoning - EP) [2:54]
Antony Szmierek — Dance Better (from Seasoning - EP) [3:42]
Antony Szmierek — Rounders (from Seasoning - EP) [3:25]
Antony Szmierek — How Did You Get Here? (Ruth Royall remix)
Antony Szmierek — The Words to Auld Lang Syne (Remixes)
Antony Szmierek — The Words to Auld Lang Syne [3:23]
Antony Szmierek — Twist Forever
Antony Szmierek — Circle of Light (Incandescent Mix)
Antony Szmierek — Heaven is Other People (from Poems To Dance To) [2:08]
Antony Szmierek — Some Daze (from Poems To Dance To) [3:24]
Antony Szmierek — Working Classic (from Poems To Dance To) [3:32]
Antony Szmierek — The City is Safe With You (from Poems To Dance To) [3:30]
Antony Szmierek — Sriracha (from Poems To Dance To) [4:11]
Antony Szmierek — Rock and a Calm Place (from Poems To Dance To) [2:48]
Antony Szmierek — Circle of Light
Antony Szmierek — falltopieces (feat. Waiting for the Sun & D!sco) (from Giving Up For Beginners) [1:59]
Antony Szmierek — Dreamscape (from Giving Up For Beginners) [3:30]
Antony Szmierek — WC 2020 (feat. Yemi Bolatiwa) [2020 Lockdown Version] (from Giving Up For Beginners) [5:31]
Antony Szmierek — Mangomood (from Giving Up For Beginners) [0:59]
Antony Szmierek — Lakeside (feat. Amy King & Robin Parker) (from Giving Up For Beginners) [4:13]
Antony Szmierek — Impossiblesquare (from Giving Up For Beginners) [1:04]
Antony Szmierek — Breeze (from Giving Up For Beginners) [3:52]
Antony Szmierek — The Afters (from Giving Up For Beginners) [7:51]
Antony Szmierek — Giving Up For Beginners (from Giving Up For Beginners) [3:50]

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MangomoodGiving Up For Beginners
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The AftersGiving Up For Beginners
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