Bon Voyage

Don't say I beat your skull

And things sometimes get dull

When you're at work and mull

Just remember the words of Rod Hall

He said there's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

And he's sitting with a letter from the Procurator Fiscal

Our songs have been really impressive

And when you get home we'll be massive

You've left me and I'm going to edit

But now that you're off I'll be taking all the credit

There's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

And he's eating with the gang and a bottle of vodka

He'll make the cliquey jokes

And remember to phone if you get any plugs

Yes good luck with the island's birds

And write me many awards

'Cos there's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

And he's eating with a contract

And a bottle of champagne

And a Boba Fett mask

And a new song about your Ex

Now there's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

There's somebody at the door

And it's me, how's it going?

Bon voyage