Cigarette Smoker Fiona (Live in Texas)

[Spoken Intro]

This is called "Cigarette Smoker Fiona"

[Verse 1]

Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses

With wet white trousers on

And worlds collide as the evening continues

The dignity fucks off

Her brother's gone off to the strippers

To make up for all the lost time

She could have been one of the bitches

But she's actually alright

[Chorus]

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had

But we think that you ought to

Maybe not have any morе

[Verse 2]

A country home, even if wе really tried

Wouldn't cease to surprise us now

And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap

When are your parents back? D'you know?

Well, I never came from no ghetto

But it wasn't nowhere near here

Well-spoken girls in stilettos

Aren't something to fear

[Chorus]

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had

But we think that you ought to

Maybe not have any more

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus]

(Cigarette smoker)

I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had

But we think that you ought to

Maybe not have any more

[Chorus]

(Cigarette smoker)

Cigarette smoke doesn't hide as well as you think

And you'd think that it ought to

Act as the perfect disguise