Fake Tales of San Francisco (Live in Texas)

[Spoken Intro]

("Fake Tales of San Francisco")

[Verse 1]

Fake tales of San Francisco

Echo through the room

More point to a wedding disco

Without a bride or groom

And there's a super cool band, yeah

With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine

And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets

Practicing their lines

[Chorus]

I don’t want to hear ya (Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear you, no (Kick me out, kick me out)

I don't want to hear ya (Kick me out, kick me out)

I don’t want to hear ya, I don't want to hear your

[Verse 2]

Fake tales of San Francisco

Echo through the air

And there's a few borеd faces at the back, all

Wishin' they wеren't there

And as the microphone squeaks, a young girl's telephone beeps

Yeah, she's dashin' for the exit, oh, she’s runnin’ for the streets outside

"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line

"The band were fuckin’ wank and I'm not havin' a nice time"

[Chorus]

I don't want to hear ya (Kick me out, kick me out)

I don’t want to hear you, no (Kick me out, kick me out)

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left

Is the proof that love's not only blind, but deaf

[Bridge]

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar

I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far

Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem

You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham

So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]

Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook

Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook, yeah

[Spoken Outro]

Thank you very much!

It's been my pleasure, and we-uh, we'll have to, uh, we'll have to meet again, we'll have to do this again, won't we, some time

Except, we'll...have another album or summat, and, then, we can play for a bit longer, and, yknow, fireworks and shit

Cool

Take care of yourselves for us