Riot Van (Live in Texas)

[Intro]

Up rolls a riot van and sparks excitement in the boys

But the policemen look annoyed

Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

[Verse 1]

Got a chase last night from men with truncheons dressed in hats

We didn't do that much wrong, still ran away, though, for the laughs

Just for the laugh

And please just stop talkin' 'cause they won't find us if you do

Oh, those silly boys in blue

Well, they won't catch me and you

[Verse 2]

"Have you been drinking, son? You don't look old enough to me"

"I'm sorry, officer, is there a certain age you're supposed to be?

'Causе nobody told me"

And up rolls the-, thesе lads just wind the coppers up

They ask why they don't catch proper crooks

They get their address and their names took

But they couldn't care less

[Outro]

Thrown in the riot van, and all the coppers kicked him in

And there was no way he could win

Just had to take it on the chin