Another Postcard (acoustic)

Every one is

Every one is

Every one is addressed to me

Every one is

Every one is

Every one is

Oh fuck

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail

And all of them coming anonymously, so they leave no trail

Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas

But somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees

Some chimps in swimsuits

Some chimps are swinging from a vine

Some chimps in jackboots

Some chimps that wish they could be mine

Starsky and Hutch chimps

A chimp who's sitting on the can

A pair of Dutch chimps

Who send their love from Amsterdam

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks its great

He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate

I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be keeping me up all night

I thought it was funny but now I got money on a monkey-fight

Some chimps in hard-hats

Chimps a-working on a chain gang

Some chimps who love cats

Burning rubber in a Mustang

A birthday wishing chimp

A chimp in black, like a goth

A going fishing chimp

A British chimp in the bath

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Somebody followed me even though I packed and moved my home

No matter what they come and they come, they won't leave me alone

Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind

But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits

Some chimps in jackboots

Some chimps in hard-hats

Some chimps who love cats

I got some shaved chimps

Thats chimps devoid of any hair

I got depraved chimps

Dressed up in a-womens underwear

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Every one is

Every one is

Every one is addressed to me

Every one is

Every one is

Every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees

And every one is addressed to me

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