Shake Your Rump (Live)

[Verse 1]

Now I rock the house party at the drop of a hat

Yeah, I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat

A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they hear me rock the mic

They'll be staring at the radio

Staying up all night

Like a pimp I'm pimpin'

Got a boat to eat shrimp in

Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'

Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float

My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat

"Oowah-oowah" is my disco call

MCA hu-huh, get tough y'all

Routines I bust rhymes I write

I've been busting routines and rhymes all night

Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose

I'm on time homie that's how it goes

You heard the style I think you missed the point

It's the joint

[Verse 2]

Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self running things

What's up with your bad breath, onion rings?

Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead

And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med

Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this

Consumers they be saying they can find out David Horovitz

Hurricane, you got clout

Other DJ's, he'll put your head out

A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme

I do my thing I'm

In the lava lamp inside the brain hotel

I might be freakin' or peakin' but I rock well

The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango

Got more rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos

I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah!

Shake your rump-ah!

[Bridge]

Full Clout y'all

Full Clout y'all

And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all

A full Clout

[Verse 3]

Never been dumped because I'm the most mackinest

Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest

Yeah we've got beef chief

We're knocking out teeth chief

And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat

Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet

Should I have another sip? Nah, skip it

In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet

Rope a dope dookies all around the neck

Whoo ha got them all in check-ah!

Cause I'm running from the law the press and the parents

Is your name Michael Diamond?

No man, my name's Clarence

From downtown Manhattan the village

My style is wild and you know that it still is

Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump

Shake your rump-ah!

Ahhhh, oohhhhhh

Disco bag schlepping

Disco bag schlepping

Disco bag schlepping

Disco bag schlepping