Suspended from Class

[Verse 1]

You're such a beautiful writer

That's not all you are

I'm sorry about making a pass

It was subtle but I think that you grasped

The meaning intended

I can be a friend to you

I won't pretend

I'm not interested in breaking your heart

It's not love, no it's nothing like that

I'll leave that to lookers like him

Oh, he's such a delicate thing

Now it's such a fragile thing that we have

[Chorus]

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse

I should be suspended from class

[Verse 2]

We could go out dancing

But, in truth, it is the last thing that I have on my mind

Please say if I'm way out of line

I won't need telling twice

Now he wants to kiss

He says he can't resist

You're going to have to keep it hidden inside

I've a feeling that pigs might fly, might fly

[Chorus]

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse

I should be suspended from class

[Verse 3]

You're such a beautiful writer

And that's not all you are

I'm sorry about making a pass

It was subtle but I think that you grasped

The meaning intended

[Chorus]

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse

I should be suspended from class

I don't know my elbow from my arse