Lauren London Interlude

[Spoken: Lauren London]

Um, something told me your ass was not gon’ answer the phone, ‘cause you never answer the phone. And you’re probably in the studio, making some crazy crack record where I’m always listening to you feeling like I need to go trap and put something on the pot. Anyway, this is your little sister. If you’re in the studio, can you step out the booth and call my ass back? And can you make something for the girls to where, like, we feel pretty in our Louboutins and, like, Givenchy fits? Anyway, um, yeah. Call me back. And please don’t be in that studio doing nothing with that fucking Alvin and the Chipmunks voice shit niggas is doing now. It’s just tired. But get out the booth and call me back, nigga. It’s your lil sis. Love you. Bye.