Ghoul Wrangler

[Verse 1]

I hear a ruckus in the back, tall shadows on the wall

Mabel, won't you wake up? We got lawyers in the barn, yes we do

All the rumors, they're all true

Don't worry, baby, I know what to do

Many years ago there was a case of legalese

Thankfully my granddad handed down those ancient ways, yes he did

(Folk magic)

The real deal

Folk magic, hot off the grill

[Chorus]

Woo! Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Licensed and bonded

I should get a business card

Certified ghoul wrangler

[Verse 2]

I sneak up to the coop and see them chewing on the bones

Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones, yes they were

Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts

Diabolical to say the least

At the sight of me, they bare their flashing yellow claws

Bits of old, poor Chester White falling from their maws, yes they were

Hackles rose, air grew chill

Folk magic, hot off the grill

[Chorus]

Woo! Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Licensed and bonded

I should get a business card

Certified ghoul wrangler

[Bridge]

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog

My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn

[Verse 3]

Twelve of them dispatched and now there's one more left to go

I track his penny-loafers through the freshly fallen snow, yes I did

I find him in the old stockyard

We got different laws down on the farm

[Chorus]

Woo! Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Ghoul wrangler

Shut 'em down

Licensed and bonded

I should get a business card

Big time ghoul wrangler

[Bridge]

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog

My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog

My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn