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Clutch – Sonic Counselor (2018) | Track profile | Dork

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Clutch
Book of Bad Decisions
Sonic Counselor

TRACK

Sonic Counselor

Release date: 7th September 2018

From Book of Bad Decisions

About This Track

"Sonic Counselor" is a track by Clutch, from the album Book of Bad Decisions, released 7th September 2018. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Clutch

Clutch

Lyrics

Sonic Counselor

[Verse 1]

Ferocious women and ill-tempered men

We're not that picky 'cause we take 'em all in

We fuss and fight and spit and cuss

Look no further, you have found the right church

[Chorus]

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

[Verse 2]

Prosperity gospel just ain't our thing

The riches we seek are fit for no king

If you desire material worth

The truth of the matter is you're in the wrong church

[Chorus]

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

[Bridge]

Transient fundamentals

All are welcome in this holy temple

[Verse 3]

We greet each other in codified rhyme

Scratch off the numbers to call the divine

If you're in need of miraculous works

We have good news, you're in the right church

[Chorus]

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic, worldwide

Enlightenment, sonic counselor

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Track details

From Book of Bad Decisions

2018

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Album

Book of Bad Decisions

Release year

2018

—A Good Fire
—Vision Quest
—Sonic Counselor
—H.B. Is in Control
—Paper & Strife
—Weird Times
—Spirit of '76
—Book of Bad Decisions
—Ghoul Wrangler Hotline (301) 708-0018
—Ghoul Wrangler
—Emily Dickinson
—Lorelei

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