How To Shake Hands (Live)

Are you cool?

Well I'm cool

Is everybody cool?

Well let's get hot

Grass roots

All across this great nation

And I am truly humbled

And gratefully accept the nomination

I'm gonna be the President

Of the United States

Form the alabaster

Knock it down

And set the date

Got a million dollar guardhouse

Strictly BYOB

Your people wanna get down?

And is there a collective destiny

I'm gonna kiss all the babies

Maybe kiss their mamas too

I don't need the secret service

'Cause I know how to work a room

I'm gonna be the President

Of the United States

Oh I was born to be the President

Of these United States

On the day I was born

All the nurses and doctors

Take the boy out his crib

And put him in, the executive office

[Chorus]

First thing that I'm gonna do

Is call for a ride in a UFO

Put Jimi Hendrix on the twenty dollar bill

And Bill Hicks

On a five note

Hot damn

Democratic process

What a time to be alive

Oh I'm ready

To give the people what they want

And what they want is straight talk

And no jive

[Verse]

We got results comin' in

From Rhode Island and American Samoa

We got more results comin' in

From Puerto Rico and North Dakota

Breaking news, happening right now

I believe we're ready to call It

Do you want us to call It? Yeah

I believe

We have a winner

Thank you very much

I couldn't have

I couldn't have done it without you

Drinks on me

Thank you very much

I couldn't have

I couldn't have done it without you

I mean that sincerely

Drinks on me

[Chorus]

First thing that I'm gonna do

Is call for a ride in a UFO

Put Jimi Hendrix on the twenty dollar bill

And Bill Hicks on the five note

Hot damn

Democratic process

What a time to be alive

Oh I'm ready

To give the people what they want

And what they want is straight talk

And no jive