H.B. Is in Control

[Verse 1]

Southside Denny's, I was amazed

As I quietly surveyed the damaged

I did my best not to attract attention

Just a glass of water and a ham sandwich

Krystal came 'round one more time

And her demeanor was most concerning

She dropped the pitcher, screamed bloody murder

Then something in the kitchen started burning

[Chorus]

Don't call the cops, don't call the fire department

Hieronymus Bosch in control

Supernatural, yeah

Hieronymus Bosch is in control

[Verse 2]

The joint erupted in a medieval melee

You know that style, darkness and misery

I started thinking this is getting bubonic

And I better split before they get to splitting me

The smoke was thick and it was all confusion

The manager managed to vomit money

I got up on the counter, said you all must be tripping

If this is some kind of joke, well, it ain't funny

[Chorus]

Don't call the cops, don't call the fire department

Hieronymus Bosch in control

Supernatural, yeah

Hieronymus Bosch is in control

[Bridge]

Those of you who might suspect I am given to exaggeration

Like them or not, the facts are facts

They're not open to interpretation

Feet-first into the pandemonium

I didn't sign up for this

Feet-first into the pandemonium

I didn't, I didn't sign up for this

[Chorus]

Don't call the cops, don't call the fire department

Hieronymus Bosch in control

Supernatural, yeah

Hieronymus Bosch is in control

Don't call the fire department

Hieronymus Bosch is in control

Supernatural, yeah

Hieronymus Bosch is in control