Hot Bottom Feeder

Never-mind that stuff, they sell from Vietnam
Get it from the Chesapeake
But never from the can
Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe
Strictly by the pound
Adjust accordingly

100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

Don't bother with the lump
It won't stick together
I prefer backfin
And there's nothing wrong with special
Powdered mustard, parsley
A dab of mayonnaise
Just enough bread crumbs
And one raw egg

100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder

Yes, indeed. Serve it up hot!
Yes, indeed. Like this

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'till it's filled
Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill
Butter up a skillet, fry 'till golden brown
Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down

100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder