Allergic to Myself

He was my friend, but what the fuck

I slapped him down cuz it was fun

I stole his girl, I knocked her up

I had my fun

I'm allergic to myself

So, she kept the kid, went on the dole

I took her checks, I spent it all

Went in my lungs and up my nose

She loves me so

I'm allergic to myself

Now the kid's a foul mouthed little brat

Just like his dad - a fucking rat

He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great

What can I say?

I'm allergic to myself

It cracks me up, it makes me scratch

He's still my friend, she's always back

I'm allergic to myself