El Shiksa

So you no longer want me

You want to shove this horn up my ass

You want to slap these tattoos right off me

Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer

Girl, please don't leave me, we're better than this

Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you see me

Whenever you see me your face makes a fist

Look, I love you, I'm singing about you

Sit still and I'll show you some class

I'll play something nice we can grind to

It's gonna start slow and go fast

It's a homeopathic elixir

You say you can't date me, I already have a girl

Darling, please don't hate me, after all what is two

What is two in a five billion world?

I'm going to fuck a compadre

I'm going to wrassle a mountain

And then I will beat up an ocean

And wipe my ass with the sun

I'll do it all for El Shiksa!

Oh I want to F - blank - C - K, and we both know who

Yes, we both know that, we both know

We both know that the missing letter is U