Pussy Is a Monarchy

When I drink, I ain't asking

My conscience gets drowned

I move in and harass it

I make it my own

She says unto me:

Move over, leave me alone

I don't care what you've done

This thing's mono mono

It's a monarchy - ask me

Well, I drool pretty flowers

Pretend I don't mean no harm

Soon she's in my powers

I extend my arm

Then she spoke unto me:

Shut up and lay down on the floor

Don't move, don't talk no more

This thing's mono mono

It's a monarchy - agreed

I don't know where I get off

Why I can't play fair

Then she cuts my head off

Rolls it right down the stairs

Then she says to me:

Shove off and leave me alone

It's too late, I can't help you now

This thing's mono mono

It's a monarchy - agreed

Then she says unto me:

Move over, leave me alone

I don't care what you've done

This thing's mono mono

It's a monarchy - ask me

So watch where you snuggle

Don't do what I've done

Or you'll end up your own uncle

A skunk all over town

Then she says unto me:

Shut up and lay down on the floor

Don't move, don't talk no more

This thing's mono mono

It's a monarchy