The Bucket

I don't wanna do it

But I need the money

I can't keep a job

Cause I'm too fucking stupid

So I'm in the alley

And I'm through the window

Yeah, this one is easy

I see there's nobody around

There's nobody there

So how did this happen?

The whole place is empty

There ain't nothing in there

I hear the alarm

Then I see the camera

Then I see the spotlight

And I know that I've put my foot in the bucket again

In the bucket again

Yeah, he was my best friend

A long time and way back

And he looks like shit

So I did invite him over

But the next day he's back

And he's got his duffel

Then he's sleeping over

The next thing I know he's moved in

He's moving in

So I come home from working

There's ten people in there

I can't thrown them out

Cause they won't listen to me

The window is busted

The couch cushion's burning

Somebody is bleeding

My foot's in the bucket again

She thought I was funny

She thought I was handsome

But I was her best friend

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So I got her drunk and I got her laughing

And I got her picture

The next day she's taking me out

She's taking me out

But then she got spoke to

But I couldn't do it

And she told her buddy

And they told their friends

Said I was a homo

Now everyone's laughing

And she put my foot in the bucket it again

In the bucket again