Barbershop

[Intro: Kon Artis]

This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh)

Is that aight wit' y'all? (Yeah)

It's gotta be 'cause we gon' do it anyway

Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah)

Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah)

Haha

[Hook: Kon Artis]

Tell ya people, that I'm the man

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

[Verse 1: Kon Artis]

Well, it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*)

That's right I just woke up

From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what

That it's two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up

And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know

Leave the premises less you planning to cook, I mean it's

Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that

Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions

And I don't wanna lose my spot

'Cause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block

So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock

Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit

So tell ya people

[Hook: Kon Artis]

Tell ya people, that I'm the man

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

[Verse 2: Kuniva]

Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)

On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)

I want a line-up and I don't want you to fade me (Nope)

A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me

So what's happening, the hood's seeing in

I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin

Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric)

Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee)

Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick)

Who's getting money and who's broke as a joke

And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that dope

You get it all at this little dusty place

Let me be still, she getting out the razor from my face

[Hook: Kon Artis]

See tell ya people, that I'm the man

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

[Verse 3: Bizarre]

You heard of me, the fat guy that raps

Now it's time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap

It's been five days, I patiently waited

Saturday morning, it's time to get faded

And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"

Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it

My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut

But she got some nice teeth and big ol' butt

So two days a week, I get faded for no reason

Same old haircut, keep it low and even

If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run

'Cause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe-nails done

[Verse 4: Proof, Kon Artis]

Got here full grip, but can't call the cops

I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop

Jump in the seat "Yo, give me the line and"

And tell me who came through shining

My homeboy scooped up, in a new truck

Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks

Then he started bragging 'bout his last lick

Cut me a design along with his address

[Verse 5: Swift]

You can have a million dollar suit on, shining with your karats up

But it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut

Now who next? (Um, I just want my son to get a tape-up)

What about you sweetie? (So what you trying say?)

I'm just playing with you baby (Hey, he do this all the time)

And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)

Yo, you know that Cho-chie got knocked out? (Man) (When?)

Early at Le'mott's house (Again?)

(I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch)

(You was wit' him yesterday)

(Man what are you talking 'bout?)

I'm just about ready to throw y'all out

(No you ain't, I'll be here for 'bout a hour)

You know I'll raise up the rates

[Hook: Kon Artis]

Tell ya people, that I'm the man

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)

You can meet me at the barbershop (C'mon, where?)

At the barbershop (At the barbershop)