Dude (Skit)

[Skit: Kuniva, Bizarre, Security Guard & Eminem]

That shit was off the hook

That shit was hype as hell

I'm 'bout to get on that bus, dog, 'bout to get some food

You wanna go to Em room and holla at him real quick

Hell yeah, man, let's go ahead, man

He says he supposed to give some more air time and shit

A'ight, I hope so' man, 'cause them 2 minutes ain't workin'

Wassup, dawg?

Big Proof, baby. Wassup, Swifty

Proof? I'm Bizarre

Aye, nigga, I'm not Swift, nigga. I'm Kuniva, dawg

What's goin' on?

I need to holla at my man about some studio time

Well, he in there trying to unwind right now

Ayo, why you gotta put your hands on me? What you say?

Tryin' to unwind?

Yeah, you know, relax, you know, what I'm saying

Nigga, we tryna get some food and shit

There some steak up in there, dawg

D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom. Round that way

Nigga, we know

You tryin' to be funny, dawg?

We a group, dawg, we all together, dawg

Why don't you go holla at him

And tell we out here and then tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here

And Kuniva, please

Okay

Thank you very much, dick-ass motherfucker

Yo, Em!

What, dude?!

I got Bizarre and, uhh... what's your name again, cuh?

Man, fuck you!

Aye, man, come to motherfuckin' door, man, why you got this nigga out here blockin' the way and shit?

Ay, Em! Wassup, dawg?!

Dude, tell 'em-, tell 'em I'm getting a massage, dude