Tony Speaks!

[Verse 1]

It's not a competition

Remember you can judge

Your achievements based on things other than

How much money you have

They built the roads

Short memories

Short memories and finger rolls

Lovely ponytail

Angry man

Writing symphony songs

In his room

Head full of gnomes

Zooming through Wales

[Verse 2]

I'm just sad about the collapse of heavy industry

I'll be alright in a bit

Buried under coal pieces

Coal gets dug up

Then piled up

Then it falls

On top of us

Coal under us, then over us

Please, not more

[Verse 3]

Father Goblin

Fathеr Goblin comes to help children brеathe

Under the desks

Big cardboard cut-out

It's Ed, Ted, Ben, Dan, Howie

It's pinky, chalky

I always thought of nature as something dead and uninviting

Wet, empty trees

But there used to be a lot more of it

Oh, right

Crawling and flapping, and turning itself over

Well, I don't live when it was like that, I live now

So, I don't get it

[Chorus]

Tony speaks!

Holding gourd lamp, then coconut lamp

Then tin can lamp

Pets on fire, shoes on fire

I'm on fire

[Verse 4]

A submissive hand enters the cup to retrieve pomegranate seeds

A submissive hand enters the bag to gather crisps

And so, a submissive hand enters the bag to retrieve and gather, gather crisps

And so, a submissive hand enters the cup to retrieve pomegranate seeds

[Outro]

They built the roads

Short memories

And fifty thousand crappy stickers