(I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea

[Verse 1]

Photographs of fancy tricks

To get your kicks at sixty-six

He thinks of all the lips that he licks

And all the girls that he's going to fix

[Pre-Chorus]

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle

But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle

Capital punishment, she's last year's model

They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie

I don't want to go to Chelsea

[Chorus]

Oh no, it does not move me

Even though I've seen the movie

I don't want to check your pulse

I don't want nobody else

I don't want to go to Chelsea

[Verse 2]

Everybody's got new orders

Be a nice girl and kiss the warders

Now the teacher is away

All the kids begin to play

[Pre-Chorus]

Men come screaming, dressed in white coats

Shake you very gently by the throat

One's named Gus, one's named Alfie

I don't want to go to Chelsea

[Chorus]

Oh no, it does not move me

Even though I've seen the movie

I don't want to check your pulse

I don't want nobody else

I don't want to go to Chelsea

[Verse 3]

Photographs of fancy tricks

To get your kicks at sixty-six

He thinks of all the lips that he licks

And all the girls that he's a-going to fix

[Pre-Chorus]

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle

But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle

Capital punishment, she's last year's model

They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie

I don't want to go to Chelsea

[Chorus]

Oh no, it does not move me

Even though I've seen the movie

I don't want to check your pulse

I don't want nobody else

I don't want to go to Chelsea