Hey Jude Law

[Verse 1]

'Cos staring stupid, 'cos trying double-daring mission

More dressed as haddock, a padlock on the smoker's pipe

It pulls you, destiny oysters, surplus selfless choices

Who wants my venus? And wants to play some haddock eating?

Just pull the lever - who wants to play it?

Pick it up like a soundtrack, tetris smile for a sceptered isle

[Pre-Chorus]

Let's drive down to Deepcut and sigh as the swords are smelt

Will I depict the Picts or Celts?

[Chorus]

I'm gonna bottle up my battle and do everything wrong

I dunno how to begin, I'm a Siamese twin on the bayonet, o-o-oh!

Fresh from the fat farm

[Verse 2]

Do something useful; for once I was a system diverse

You sing in cathodes and diodes or whatever

Life was sealed hermetically, removed aesthetically, my

Why not her lessons of safety written in front of a dead man?

My last incisor will take another bite out of my

Adam's apple leaves while Eve moans in her sleep

[Pre-Chorus]

Our gated community keeps out the wildlife

No woods, no goods, cut with a knife

[Chorus]

I'm gonna bottle up my battle and do everything wrong

I dunno how to begin, my twin, my o-o-oh!

[Musical Interlude]

[Bridge]

This is the start of something, there's no good now with living old

Who needs a house when you're living in country that hasn't a home?

This is the start of something, there's no good now with living old

Who needs a house when you're living in country that hasn't a home?

[Outro]

Hey Jude Law!

(Hey Jude Law)