Jenny

[Bret and Jemaine]

Hello

Hi

Hello, man sitting in the park

I've just said hi, woman in the park

How you doing?

Mmm... Good, thanks

You're looking good!

Pardon?

I said you're looking good!

Fair enough

Jenny

Pardon?

Jenny!

No, I'm sorry, I think you've mistaken me for somebody else

No, it's me, I'm Jenny. My name is Jenny, yeah

Oh, you are? Oh. I—hahaha... (Yeah, yeah. Ah, yeah.) Oh, I thought, oh... What a hilarious misunderstanding. Nice to meet you, Jenny!

We've met before, quite a few times actually

Oh, oh yes, of course we have... I meant it was nice to meet you the time that I met you. Where was it that we met that time that I met you, when I met you?

At a party

That's right. Wasn't it one of those boring work parties?

No

That's why I said, "wasn't it." It was the party of a mutual friend, was it? Wasn't it? Was it? Wasn't it?

...Yes it was

Yeah! I thought so. Oh, Bobby's!

No

Doug's?

No

D-Dawg's?

No

Maxwell's?

No

Andy's?

Yes, Andy's

Yeah, Andy's party! (Ooh!) That's right! (Ooh!) Oh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he, Jenny?

Yeah, I love Andy's parties!

Love Andy's parties! (Yeah!) What crazy parties. How is that guy anyway?

She's good

Mmm, yeah. Oh, that's right. Andy hates it when I forget that

We watched a movie

Yeah... It was something like, but not necessarily Schindler's List. We watched it and we wept

It was Police Academy 4

We went for a walk

On our feet, if I remember correctly...

We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches!

Yeah! Oh, we just grabbed a sandwich, and put it in our mouths. Oh, that's the only way to have sandwiches! Oh Jenny, tell me? Do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

I still walk a lot, but I'm not eating as many sandwiches as back then

Oh

Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?

Kind of?

We were standing at the lookout...

Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the lookout. We just looked!

...Out! Across the city from our little spot on the hilltop

Oh, it's so pretty from way up there

We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars

Seemed like reflections of the stars

That shine out so pretty and bright

That night...

It was daytime

The daytime, of the night...

Do you remember what you said to me?

Not word for word, actually, Jenny, but I remember there were some verbs

Well, you said, "Meet me here in one year"

You just needed some time to clear your head

And you seem to have done that

La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la

We have a child

...Pardon?

We have a child

Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day when we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh, how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches. Does it have my eyes? My way with words? Does it look like me at all?

No, not at all, 'cause we adopted him. I can't believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process!

Oh, ooh... Oh... Eh... Are you sure that was me, Jenny?

Yes, I'm pretty sure it was you, John!

I'm Brian

Oh my god, I'm so sorry!

Oh, no worries!

Oh, no that's terrible!

Oh, don't worry!

Oh, how embarrassing!

Oh, don't worry, Jenny, actually I'm kind of relie-e-eved. That kind of thing just happens all the time. I've just got one of those faces, I suppose

So does John! Ha, he's got one of those faces as well!

Hahaha... (Oh yeah...)

Hahaha... (Oh yeah...)

Hahaha... (Hahaha...)