Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 3

[Intro]

Sloppy Love Sequence 3

Cameras rollin'

Action!

[Spoken]

The bomb's been detinated

I'm just waiting for an explosion

I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third

With blurred vision and

Precisely placed slurred words we started kissin'

Man listen it was like a scene bad V movie with a very low budget

But fuck it I was drunk and I admit I loved it

Every last second

I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass naked

Tely surfin with the fan on

Chattin about the session and

Slowly gettin in to closet skeleton confessions

That's when she made an offer I couldn't refuse

And chills when up and down my leg like Samoan tattoos

She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away

And she loved it if I stayed until the following day

So it was time to exit stage left

I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs

Gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath

And now we walkin to the door but

Right before we stepped outside she bought me one more

Now I'm feelin' it

I had my hand in my pocket but she stealin' it

With our fingers interlock

And as we walk down Exchange Street

With our hearts pitter-pat to the same beat

And then she popped the question

Like "Trav, you ever been in love"

And I'm like "Tcha, not that I recall"

But there was one situation, but I didn't have the patience

Or the balls to say it

And everytime I try I just digitally relay it

And it sound something like a "Duh duh duh duh duh"

Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident

The first ten had got evicted the second she settled in

I seen her the other day ridin' my bike and kept peddlin'

If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist? (Nope)

If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this? (Nope)

She probably took offense, I probably started getting sober

'Cuz she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her

Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin sweat

I knew I was getting into something I would later regret

Right when I lit the cigarette I caught an occasion of the spins

I started wishin I was back at the bar with my friends

And then it happened

I fell flat on my face

When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place

Must have goten my wish granted, 'cuz I was butt ass naked

But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant

Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser

While I'm trying to deal with this hangover head pressure

With a smile I grabbed the note with a smoke and sat back

"Dear whoever, lose my number

P.S. The sex was whack"