Scandalous Scholastics

[Intro]

(cafeteria background chatter)

Did you hear about Travis? (No What?)

I heard he was hooking up with a teacher! (Nice!)

[Hook]

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!

[Verse 1]

I was just a snotty nose degenerate with fake pass perfection

Dodging teachers out to give my late ass detention

Hardly a heart throb but I made do

Using them same circle yes or no notes I used in grade school

Folded love letters with the tab that read pull here

Writing back and forth in notebooks for a full year

I use to day dream about Miss Maglassin

A type of fantasy you kind of feel guilty for having but who hasn't?

The only difference besides the age is that I acted on it

And who wouldn't?

A school boys crush a mature womans lust

And they hit it off so well

And I could tell the day she asked me to stay after class that it was all bad

But I just bit my lip and acted all mad

The bell rang, class dismissed the door shut and her skirt went up

That's a rap

[Hook]

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!

[Verse 2]

We gave a brand new meaning to after school special

The second that are lips touched

She kissed my ribs and counted each one out loud

I tried my hardest not to giggle but I couldn't cause it tickled so much

She pulled my pants to half mast

I said "Hurry Miss M you're gonna make me late for math class!"

The way she praised my balls was vicious

That's what I like to call sack religious

One time became twenty times

Before we knew it we stopped caring about where we were doing it

From the classroom to the bathroom

And when all the students were gone we'd even do it in the staff room

From F's to A's in less then three days

Now the under achiever's the one with the best grades

Had the third floor shaking without breaking a sweat

God damn it felt good to be the teacher's pet

[Hook]

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!

[Verse 3]

Goodness gracious accusations started flying through the building

Cruel as school children

This isn't how its suppose to be

Reminiscent of Don't Stand So Close To Me

And it was mostly my fault for letting the shit happen

But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging, I mean

After all I was only 15 and she was showing me things my virgin eyes had never seen

And I never forgot the little meeting she called

But when she saw my reaction it made her appalled

So, basically what your saying is if I don't keep tappin' that ass

Then you ain't going to let me pass

Some punishment lady and as I turn toward the door I look back

She had her clothes on the floor

Needless to say I passed with flying colors

But my teacher was my best friend's mother, damn

[Hook]

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let em' keep talkin')

I'm always late for lunch

Learning dirty little lessons from you (So sexy)

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school

Now I'm a legend in the locker room

Legendary Baby!