Vossi Bop

[Intro]

Merky-ky-ky-ky-ky

London

[Chorus]

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

[Verse 1]

You ain't got a clue, let's be honest

I had a couple seeds and made a forest

I put in the work and take the profit

Lookin' at my girl like, "What a goddess" (Thank God)

Rule number two, don't make the promise

If you can't keep the deal then just be honest (Ayy)

I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris

Fuck the government and fuck Boris

I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'

Brothers in the hood just like the movie that I star in

Servicin' my whip, I phoned the boss to bring my car in

I could probably take your chick, but I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh

I got the sauce, don't know what you thought

Catch me up in snowin' in my sliders and my shorts

Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz to share his thoughts

I think he's tryna tell me I should tell her he don't talk

I don't fuck with her

Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her

Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her

Gyal say I'm bougie, way too exclusive

Chillin' in Dubai, know I get it all inclusive

Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit

To leave us all alone and go and mind your fuckin' business

Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey, you're the illest"

James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris

So we telling 'em look

[Chorus]

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

[Verse 2]

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop

Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep

All this flyin' overseas is always fuckin' up my body clock

And all this stress has got me wreckin' up my brain (Ayy, ayy)

So tell these likkle fishes back up off my name (Ayy, ayy)

I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain

Cah the rules are kinda different when you're baddin' up the game, straight

Baddin' up the game, bad it up again

Had 'em up before, have 'em up again (Ayy)

Fake bruddas, man, your mandem all pretend

Pussy by himself, he's badder with his friends, aww

You man are so insecure, man, it's a joke (Man, it's a joke)

I need a Ballon d'Or, 'cause I'm the GOAT (Still the GOAT)

If you believe in your sauce then raise a toast (Raise a toast)

These are some genius thoughts so make the most

Told her "Save me some"

I need all the homage, could you pay me some?

Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums

Gyal say I'm rude, they wanna see me nude

My name Stiff Chocolate, I got nothing left to prove

I got holes in my lapel, rubbin' shoulders with your girl

Which one of **** said that I would go to jail?

Well, I guess you have to hold a L

Tell 'em "This is London city, we the hottest in the world"

What we tellin' em? Look

[Chorus]

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop

I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop

Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots

Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

London