Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out

I take too much abuse from you

That's all I ever get

Yeah callin' a man like you a husband

Is just like callin' a wild cat a pet

You'd better stop your runnin' around

Say nothin', start movin' on

But who's gonna take your garbage out

When I've packed my bags and gone?

Each day you walk all over me

Can't you find another route?

If you'd start actin' like a married man

Maybe we could find a way to work things out

You'll find your key won't fit the lock

If you keep on keepin' on

But who's gonna take your garbage out

When I've packed my bags and gone?

I know you think I'm a-runnin' round

And that's why you're so peeved

That's another line of the same old stuff

I hope you don't expect me to believe

Go out tonight, but don't come back

'Cause you just lost a home

But who's gonna take your garbage out

When I've packed my bags and gone?

I know you think I'm a-runnin' round

And that's why you're so peeved

That's another line of the same old stuff

I hope you don't expect me to believe

Go out tonight, but don't come back

'Cause you just lost a home

But who's gonna take that garbage out

When I've packed my bags and gone?

Yeah, who's gonna take your garbage out

When I've packed my bags and gone?

You're gonna miss me, honey gal

Are you kiddin' me?

You're gonna miss me and my Hefty bags

Watch me, I'm leavin' now

I'll take that garbage half the way up the drive

You miss me yet?

I'm tryin'