Intro

Yo, yo, yo

This right here is a poem that I wrote for you

You shouldn't plagiarize it because that is unethical and unfair to me

This poem is about my life, my aspirations, and my struggles

I was born in Wilmette and I have a pet dog named Pepper

He's a leper and I carry him around in a Tupperware box

On my head is golden locks

In my heart is a picture of my family

Lost to divorce but we live pretty happily

Eat no milk 'cause it makes me shite

I wish NSYNC would reunite

I'm a rap star, plus I'm gorgeous

I write prose like Jorge Borges

Poetry flowing from my mouth like vomit

Flaymation, Wallace and Gromit

Blingity bling bling, ho in a handbag

Obese rhymes, I spit sandbags

In ninth grade, fetal pig dissection

Sophomore year, got a yeast infection (Two times!)

Haters be everywhere, they all up in my hair

Words to my people on Green Bay Road

If you don't know, now you know