Red Meat

[Intro]

Catch a piece of meat and put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

Catch a piece of meat and put it in your pocket

Eat it while you can't-, wa-, li-, ye-

[Verse 1]

I'm rappin' real smooth to this

'Cause I got a tight beat that's strapped to it

Gotta masticate a steak, masturbate a meat

K.-filet mignon got me real turned on

I'm a walkin', talkin' carnivore, come on, gimme some more

I desire the flesh of an animal, Hannibal, gimme a carnal salad

This right here's a true love ballad, I profess my love to you

Chuck or ground, put it in a burger

Even if you got Mad Cow, I'll still be your girl

E. Coli's no lie, but I'm not scurred

I would never eat duck, chicken, turkey, poultry, no kinda feathered bird

'Cause white meat is a likely preference for wimps and gimps

Got a limp, eat pork, vegetarians are dorks, go grab a fork

See fat and protein in one little package

Atkins wet dream, ah, yes, it's happened

Audience, now y'all can clap and consider for a minute why you're livin' like that

Without the carne, you cannot party

Vegans, let me say I'm sorry

That you can't stay ill like me

Be fitted up, chillin', eatin' nothin' but

[Chorus]

Red meat, cut into pieces, on the bone

Oh, Jesus Christ, this juicy meat is terribly nice

Red meat, cut into pieces, on the bone

Oh, Jesus Christ, this juicy meat is terribly nice

[Verse 2]

Serve it up with a side of potatoes

Hell, freaks better try to lay low

And stop killin' the buzz I get, when I eat a steak and fuckin' love it

I like to feel my squishy belly jiggle around and have my stomach tell me

What a fine person you are, like a gastrointestinal thank you card

"Dear K.Flay, you made my day real special

All that [?] wit' you, I'm havin'"

So gonna do, I know, orgasm

Black Angus is the thang that's making me act kinda strange

It's just, when I pick up a sirloin from the butcher

And, oh, I wanna put it in my groin like Ashton Kutcher

I got crazy love for porterhouse, I'm borderline

I'm foamin' at the mouth, my ch-ch-ch-chewin'-ems chumpin' up and down

Celebrate and gain some weight

Slap another t-bone on your dinner plate, eat up

Yum-yum, got a cow in my tum-tum, so fun-fun

Sic-a-sic-a-seriously, red meat's my fantasy

I didn't plan it to be this way, but I'm a child of destiny

Feast my Beyoncé, I'm Jay-Z, know I eat responsibly

While a chick get low, Lil Jon say, "skeet, skeet, skeet"

But you know I say, "meat, meat, meat"

Still, we both got jizz drippin' to our feet, feet, feet

I support food via animal murder

Call me a criminal, a rib-eye pervert

Hush, don't say a word

I'm ready, hot and heavy for my

[Chorus]

Red meat, cut into pieces, on the bone

Oh, Jesus Christ, this juicy meat is terribly nice

Red meat, cut into pieces, on the bone

Oh, Jesus Christ, this juicy meat is terribly nice

[Bridge]

Go shawty, it's your birthday

We gon' party, got hella skirt steak

And it's medium rare, medium rare, medium rare, medium rare

Did I mention it's medium rare?

[?] with the long hair, think I'm the bomb here

And I'm blowin' it up

My mom's meatloaf, that's what the fuck's up

Porterhouse, t-bone, tenderloin, some filet

Eat red meat while y'all count sheep until my dying day

Bovine, so fine

[Outro]

[Chewing, Slurping, and Burping Noises]

Really good

I like shmeat

Good meat

Good