I'm Fine

Sally Monelli met Milli Vanilli

They all got real sick and ran for hillbillies

And Beverly Clearly told me a story

Now I honk for Beezus in all of her glory

Jesus he came and turned water to wine

I turned it back and now everything's fine

Except for the fact that I lost my friend

But the ends justify the means in the end

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Double entendres get lost in the tundra

Sometimes I'm Lion-O, sometimes I'm Mumra

Sometimes it's clear and sometimes I don't understand

And I get all wrapped up in the obsessive genes (jeans)

My hand me down mother burst at the seams

And it's no wonder that year after year

Little Fred Savagely drove me to tears

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Milli Vanilli met Liza Minelli

They got really giddy acted all silly

Sang me a song I didn't understand

And I started to fly in slow motion

Flew to the bottom unplugged the ocean

Embossed and frosted and toasted and tanned

With your cock on my sleeve, my heart in your hand

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Sally Monelli and Milli Vanilli

And Liza Minelli, Slaviter Maleeni

Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minnillo

All live together under my pillow

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

I am fine, I'm fine this time around