So Nice So Smart

I was quiet as a mouse

When I snuck into your house

And took roofies with your spouse

In a nit and out a louse

Lice are lousy all the time

They suck your blood, drink your wine

Say shut up and quit your crying

Give it time and you'll be fine

You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend I have to break your heart

I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions

And convicts with perfect diction

Underdogs with good intentions

Amputees with stamp collections

Plywood skinboards ride the ocean

Salty noses suntan lotion

Always seriously joking

And rambunctiously soft-spoken

I like boys that like their mothers

And I have a thing for brothers

But they always wait til we're under the covers

To say I'm sure glad we're not lovers

You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend I have to break your heart

I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like my new bunnysuit

I like my new bunnysuit

I like my new bunnysuit

When I wear it I feel cute