Fast and Frightening (Live at Club Quattro in Osaka, Japan)

[Verse 1]

Her glance hits me like lightning

I heard that girl is fast and frightening

Dirty hair and a laugh that's mean

Her neighbors call her an evil machine

[Chorus]

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening, alright

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Popping wheelies on her motorbike

Straight girls wish they were dykes

She'll do anything on a dare

Mom and Daddy's worst nightmare

[Chorus]

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening, alright

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]

Yeah!

[Verse 3]

Down at the creek smoking pot

She eats the roach so she don't get caught

Throws M-80s off in the halls

Got so much clit she don't need no balls

[Chorus]

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening

She's fast, she's lean

She's frightening, oh!

Oh! Oh!

[Outro]

Yeah!

[Spoken Outro]

You are very cute. Very cute, fun crowd, thank you very much. Thank you you make me happy. Does anyone know where I can get some fish in this town? We'd like to introduce you to our new bass player, Gail Greenwood. First time she's been in Japan with us. I rule, I fucking rule