4chan Stan

I went through your bedside drawer
You know I've never been inclined to have to do that before
Never been in Bergdorf's
But you took someone shopping there in May 24
You bought her a handbag, it wasn't cheap
I was in London, probably asleep
Did you go to Montauk for the weekend?
And was there an encore?  Did it pay dividends?
Is that why
Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it's over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me?
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What, is she famous?
Somebody famous?
What are you so scared of?
Do you think I'm gonna contact her and tell her what for?
Gonna get divorced
It's a marriage of convenience and it's how you adore
I think you're sinking, you're protecting a lie
And you don't want her thinking that you'd cheat on your wife
You're such a coward, you can't tell the truth
You love all the power but you're not even cute though, no, no, no
Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it's over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me?
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
What, is she famous?
Somebody famous?
Somebody famous?
Somebody famous?