Big Ole Butt (12" Remix)

[Verse 1]

I was at the mall, sipping on a milkshake

Playing the wall, taking a break

Admiring the girls with the bamboo earrings

Baby hair and body's built to swing

That's when I seen her, her name was Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said, How you doing? My name's Big L

Don't ask me how I'm living, 'cause yo, I'm living swell

But then again I'm living kind of foul

'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl

To make a long story short, I got the digits

Called her on my car phone and paid her a visit

I was spanking her and thanking her, chewin' her and doin' her

Laughin' because my girl didn’t know that I was screwin' her (Ah)

Laying like a king on sheets of satin

That's what time it is, you know what's happening

She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty

I mean yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie

But Tina was exotic, Earl's my witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in

And said to her with a devilish grin

[Chorus]

Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you

Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true

But Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you

[Verse 2]

I went to the high school about three o'clock

To try to catch a cutie riding my jock

My homeboy's Jeep, the system blasting

Cold forty dogs, smiling and laughing

Girls all over, the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That's when I seen her, her name was Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember

I said to my man, stop the Jeep

She's only seventeen but yo don't sleep

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug

I said to the girl, them young boys ain't nothing

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes

Went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eating

You know what I said

"Too bad you caught me cheating but"

[Chorus]

Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you

Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true

But Brenda got a big ole butt, huh, so I'm leaving you

[Verse 3]

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time when the waitresses are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parking lot and parked my car

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"

I paid it no attention, I walked inside

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride

I walked in the place, everybody was looking

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cooking

I sat down to eat, ordered my food

I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter"

She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter

You look like you're tastier than a piping hot pizza

What's your name?," she said, "My tag says Lisa"

I said, "Okay, you're smart and all that

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"

I pulled up at ten on the D-O-T

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and placed my order

And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on to the break'a dawn

All over the restaurant, word is bond

I heard somebody coughing, I checked my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol

Who did I see? Oh, yo, it was Brenda

Ha, yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember

[Chorus]

Lisa got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you - see ya, ha

Lisa got a big ole butt, ha, I know I told you I'd be true, ha

But Lisa got a big ole butt, ha, so I'm leaving you - see ya

[Outro]

Ooh wee, ayo, ayo, B, check out that butt, man

You know I gotta get nitro and step to that butt, man

That butt is ill

Now, check this out, yo, give her a ticket, man

Give her a ticket to the show so she can come see show

You know what I'm sayin', the Nitro Tour

That butt is too big to be roaming around when we on stage

(Backstage) Backstage, come backstage, baby

Come backstage