Whatever Happened To Us

Whatever happened to you

Whatever happened to us

We missed the proverbial boat

The plane and train and the bus

Push came to shove and we fell out of love

We tore each other apart

Love is grand but I can't understand

Why you broke my proverbial heart

We used to be in love but now we are in hate

You used to say I came too early

But it was you who came too late

Boy meets girl and they give it a whirl

And the very next thing you know

She thinks he's nuts and he hates her guts

Then the bad blood starts to flow

Well it sounds like sour grapes

And that's just what it is

Gonna get me a subscription to Argosy

And I'll get me a subscription to Ms

That's a whole lot of crap

About a tender trap

What it is is a suicide snare

All I want to do, is to forget you

And our lousy love affair