Cry Baby

[Verse 1]

My guy is really something

He's sensitive and shy

My guy is such a bumpkin

It doesn't take much to make him cry

If you hurt someone helpless

It's like taking away all his toys

He's just a cry baby boy

[Verse 2]

My guy is sentimental

He's always feeling blue

He can be so temperamental and

I don't know what I should do

If you step on a little bug

He cries all over the floor

He's just a cry baby bore

[Chorus]

I don't want to hurt his feelings

But his outbursts have me really

Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time

If I turn out like him

I think I'm gonna cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

He's such a cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

And I'll tell you something else

[Verse 3]

My guy is such a wet noodle

He's always teary-eyed

He acts like a real cock-a-doodle

He can't even tell you why

If you just play him a sappy song

He acts like his doggy just died

He's just a cry baby guy

No kidding (oh dear)

[Verse 4]

My guy is such a whiner

He's worse than Betty Sue

A cockroach seen in the diner and

The tears flow out of the blue

And if I ask him to knock it off

He goes and cries in the can

He's just a cry baby man

[Chorus]

I don't want to hurt his feelings

But his outbursts have me really

Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time

If I turn out like him

I think I'm going to cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

He's such a cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

[Bridge]

I love a cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

He's such a cry baby

La la la-la-la-la

[Outro]

Would you knock it off please?

Thank you