I'm Going Bananas

[Intro]

¡Hola! ¡Es el Pato Loco!

[Verse 1]

I'm going bananas

And I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas

For I'm going bananas

I'm non compos mentes

And I feel like a tooth being drilled, a nerve being killed by a dentist

For I'm non compos mentes

[Chorus]

Who knows?

Could be the tropic heat

Or something that I eat

That makes me gonzo

I do carry on so, for

[Verse 2]

I'm going bananas

Someone book me a room in the hot hacienda with all my mañanas

For I'm going bananas

I'm going meshuga

All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing "Booga wooga"

But I'm going meshuga

There's bats in my belfry

Won't you make sure this straight jacket's tight otherwise I might get myself free

Yes, there's bats in my belfry

[Chorus]

Who knows?

Could be the wine I drink

Or it's the way I think

That makes me gonzo

Oh, Doctor Alonzo says

[Verse 3]

I'm going bananas

Someone get me a bed in the "Casa de Loco" for all my mañanas

For I'm going bananas

Yes, I'm going bananas

Si, I'm going bananas

[Outro]

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