We Need To Talk About Dennis

[Chorus]

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

[Verse 1]

Alright, the name’s Dennis

Aptly named 'cause I'm a bit of a trouble maker

A rascal, a menace

Not everyone can hack my presence

But that’s their problem

If you hear me coming

Do yourself a favour and move out of my way

Unless you're coming along for the ride

It'll be the ride of your life

We'll take the night, grab it with both hands

And tear it apart with our teeth

Order means nothing when you're out with me

[Chorus]

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

[Verse 2]

Do you want a friendship with chaos?

Wanna party with Perses?

Consequences mean nothing to me

Morning is your problem, I don't stick around

The damage is done, it’s all you from here

And don’t come a looking 'cause I simply do not care

Like you’d even find me

Well, maybe after a few pints

And I only make an appearance when the time is right

You see, I'm all about the here and now

Live in the moment and all that, carpe diem

[Chorus]

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

[Verse 3]

Don’t ask questions, don't try to dissect

Don't try to understand me, there's nothing to get

I've got no rhyme, no reason, no thoughts, no feelings

I'm just Dennis, and Dennis does what Dennis wants

You can't quieten or contain this beast

The only thing that can is sleep

And I think sleep is for the weak, and I'm nothing but

The only weakness of mine is Denise

And she's on her way, so I'm gonna have to leave

[Chorus]

We need to talk about Dennis

He only comes out at night

Rocks you like a hurricane

(I'll rock you like a hurricane, baby)

His bark's as big as his bite

We need to talk about Dennis

(Dennis who?)

He only comes out at night

(Lock your doors)

Rocks you like a hurricane

His bark's as big as his bite

(His bark's as big as his bite)