The Real R. Kelly

[Skit]

Damn, all these motherfuckers are here

Can you believe this shit?

All these motherfuckers claiming to be R. Kelly

But they don't know who he is I'm R. Kelly (that's for damn sure)

Look at the motherfucker over there he didn't even got all teeth

What the fuck is he trying to be

I am R. Kelly

(Yeah, right)

But they don't know who the real R. Kelly is

Okay, now would the real R. Kelly please stand up?

Now that's what I'm talking about now

Come on man

Nigga, you ain't no R. Kelly