Trapped in the Closet Chapter 8

[Verse]

The policeman gets in his car

And gets right on the phone

Backing up, shaking his head saying

"Let me get my crazy ass home"

And his wife picks up and says

"Darlin' where have you been

I've been worried about you"

And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait

To tell you what I've been going through"

She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"

"Do you need anything?" "No"

"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"

"Your favorite: cherry"

Then he said "I'll be there soon

Sorry I kept you hanging"

Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it

Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"

Now meanwhile Miss Rosie's back at Gwen's house

Tellin' it all

She said, "I knew there was something about that policeman

I started to cut loose my dog"

Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says

"Miss Rosie you are nuts"

And I say, "All I wanted to know

Was what was you gonna do with that spatula?"

And then we all laughed

'Twan says, "She's a G no doubt"

Now let's head right back on over

To the policeman's house

He pulls up in the garage

She doesn't expect for him to come that soon

She rushed to the door

Kiss him on the cheek says, "I was in the restroom"

Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"

And then she says, "I don't know"

Then he step back, look at her and says

"What you all jittery for?"

Then she says, "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"

Then he says, "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"

And then she said, "You know what I mean"

He says, "I know what came out yo mouth"

He said, "You said maybe"

Then she says, "Baby", he walks in the house

And she tries to lead him upstairs

But he goes straight to the kitchen

She says, "Hun, I bought you some pears"

And then he said, "I'mma heat this chicken"

Then she turns around thinking to herself

With this weird look on her face

Then he screams, "Woman, what's wrong with you

Why are you walking back and forth, pacing?"

Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself

"What am I to say?"

Because the truth of the matter is

That she just slept with another man today

And he started calling her name

"Bridget, I know you hear me"

But she can't turn around

Because the truth on her face

He will see it

Then he screams "Bridget!"

"Yes" "Look at me"

Bridget turns around and then he says

"What you got up your sleeve?"

She's scared out of her mind

Stuttering and shaking and

Still talking about some pears

He starts screaming saying

"Look woman I done told you I'm not going up no stairs"

Now he's got a funny feeling

Something just don't seem right

He's looking at her while she's backing up

Then he says, "With all my might

Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody

If you been doin' wrong"

But little does he know that somebody is still right there in his home (home...home...home...home...)