Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 29

"Love and happiness

Hallelujah

Thank you, Jesus

An old buddy of mine, Al Green, said it best

Can I get a amen up in here? Haha

Now some of y'all don't know I used to sing background for that man

'Til God came in and swooped me up off my feets

And he, oh he could do the same for you

He can make it right

Well I got somethin' here that'll change your very life

Thank you, God

The Reverend James Moseley Ministry presents

My book, haha, and it's a excellent read

I'm telling you it's gon' touch you, yeah

In your heart

The spirit tellin' me somebody out there need a brand new start

Amen

And if that's you, then this is it

Trapped in the Closet, heh, the book

No-now I don't mean to brag, but

It's The Bible, and it's this, hallelujah

Now all you gotta do is..."

Reverend Moseley starts to preach on about the book

And what it takes to get one

"Just send in twenty-nine ninety-five

And that's a discount, so do it now

And this Trapped in the Closet book is yours"

Tina and Roxanne at the restaurant

Roxanne says "Jackleg preacher, he's so full of shit"

Then Tina says "Don't say that, girl, he's a preacher"

Roxanne says "I know a preacher when I see one

And he ain't no preacher

Tina, there's so much I've got to teach you"

Then Tina's eye start blinkin' again like it did before

She throws the broom on the floor

And says "I can't take this shit no more"

"Now Tina, listen to me"

"No you listen to me

I'm tired of you tellin' me what to do"

"Girl, don't forget who you talkin' to"

Like you runnin' me

Bitch, that pimp slap must've made you crazy"

"Roxanne, you are the reason I ain't got a father for my baby"

"Now I ain't gonna listen to too much more of this shit, now bitch you way outta line"

"No, bitch

You way outta time"

"And just what is that supposed to mean?"

"I'm goin' to find Twan, I'm so over this scene"

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{"Out of the Closet" confessionals}

[Tina]

See, I appreciate everything Roxanne did for me when Twan was in prison, but Twan is out now

And it's time for Tina to make her own damn decisions

Yeah, I slept with Roxanne a couple of times, and I gotta admit it was cool

I needed a job and a place to live but I'm tired of playin' by the fuckin' rules

So anyway, we both got a phone call to come on some TV show, to talk about the shit

At first I said no, but you know what? I think I'm gonna go

[Roxanne]

I don't know who the hell she think she is if she think she can talk to me this way

She got another thing comin', let me tell you somethin', she gon' fuck around, make me catch a case

Took her black ass in, gave her a job, but no, she wanna forget about the past

Twan? She crazy if she think she leavin' me for his gorilla body havin' ass, okay?

["OTC" theme song singer]

Drivin' me outta my mind!