Trapped in the Closet Chapter 23

[Verse]

Well, if this hasn't taught you nothin' else, it's taught you that

Everybody's got a closet

And they own problems that need solvin'

Could this be another case

Of "what comes around comes back around"?

And "what goes up must come--"

Well y'all've heard the sayin'

Y'all get the point

Let me get back to the story

'Cause these next chapters of 'Trapped in the Closet' is gonna be so crazy

Sylvester and Gwen, chillin' in the bed, watchin' TV

No drama

Phone rings, he says, "Hello?"

Somebody says, "Sylvester?"

He says, "Who is this, and how did you get this number?"

Cathy and Rufus decides to do a little shopping downtown, only she can't

Her phone rings again

She says, "Rufus, it's those people again."

He says, "Hang up. Hang up."

Now everything seems to calm down between Big Man, James, and Bridget

'Till Bridget gets a call

Someone says, "We wanna talk to you,"

She says, "Who is this?"

"Mmmh hmm."

(Gasp) "Am I gonna be famous?"

Twan on the corner, in the front of the liquor store, talkin' on his cell phone, somebody calls, he switch over and says, "Speak on it!"

"Who?"

"Man, don't be fuckin' with me!"

"You shittin' me?"

"How much am I gettin' paid?"

Then Rosie and Randolph gets a call!

"Hello!"

Then, then Tina and Roxanne gets a call!

"Hello!"

Then Joey!

"Yeah, hello."

Reverend Moseley!

"Hello!"

Big Man!

"Dixies."

James!

"Yeah?"

Pimp Lucius!

"He-he-h-he-he--"

And they tried and tried and tried and tried, but there was no luck

When it came to gettin' in touch

With Chuck...

Where are you, Chuck?