The Jumbled Words of Climbing up the Walls Read by Little Dan Clements

I am the key to locking your dress

That keeps your toys in the basement

And if you get too far inside

You'll find you came out where you went in

So tuck the kids in safe tonight

And shut the eyes in the cupboard

I am the weapon that you needed

Keep an eye out for the neighbours

Anyway you turn

I'll be there

Open your skull

I'll be there

Climbing up the walls

I am the club and carving knife

We are friends til we die

You should not walk alone at night

You must show me your care

In the time when the lights go out

I am her face when she sleeps

I can't remember how it happened

Fifteen blows to the brain

I am the face on the news

I will strike when the- I will strike anytime

I will knock fifteen times

I have the smell of a local man

I can strike anytime

I am the pick in the ice in the quiet country lanes

I am the newspaper round

I am the eyes in the cupboard

I am the creak in the floorboards

I am the crack of the hammer

Overhead powerlines

I am the old, frightened

I am the years, ever... poording

(Ever parading)

Ever parading

(Ok, thanks Dan)