Crying in My Beer

[Verse 1]

What will it take to make you happy?

What will it take to stop your whining?

What will it take to make you am-scray?

What will it take to stop your crying?

[Pre-Chorus]

Well, I know that you've been so bored

Since the Circle K closed down

So if it makes you feel a little bit better

Just picture me crying

[Chorus]

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

[Verse 2]

I've got a feeling you've been damaged

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)

I think you've got way too much time on your hands

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)

I throw away your stupid letters

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Like Margie Whipple, you don't get it

(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Pre-Chorus]

If you were a TV show, baby

You would've been cancelled

Due to declining viewership

Recycled plots, and bad acting

[Chorus]

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

[Guitar lead]

[Pre-Chorus]

It's pointless to wonder

What life would be like with you and me

'Cause me minus you

Equals one little parasite less

[Chorus]

I'm crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh-oh

Crying in my beer

[Outro]

Crying in my beer