Handcuffed to You

It's been so long

Since that magic trick went wrong

And chained me to you

And I wanna get out

Please find the key

'Cause I really gotta pee

And I'm sick of having to hold it

I'm tired of trying to write with my left hand

And I'm tired of getting whiffs of your bad breath

And I'm tired of being this close to you

When you've got PMS

But you know

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's always the same

This could be our big getaway

But we're going nowhere at all

And you know

It's not all that bad

Sometimes it's kind of fun in fact

So let's make the best of it

And ask your mom to send a hacksaw in a cake

Pretty soon, we'll get a chance to make our break

And we'll smile and say goodbye

And then we'll go our separate ways

But for now

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's okay

Handcuffed to you

It's all right

It's all right

It's all right

'Cause I'm handcuffed to you...