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Screeching Weasel – Phasers on Kill (1996) | Track profile | Dork

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Screeching Weasel
Bark Like a Dog
Phasers on Kill

TRACK

Screeching Weasel

Phasers on Kill

Release date: 5th November 1996

From Bark Like a Dog

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About This Track

"Phasers on Kill" is a track by Screeching Weasel, from the album Bark Like a Dog, released 5th November 1996. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel

Lyrics

Phasers on Kill

What to do?

A spaceship crew crashed into my house

Captain Kirk, the stupid jerk

Punched me in the mouth

Why'd you pick this place?

Came from outer space

If you're sleeping on my couch

Then you'll do what I say

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

'Cause I don't love her anymore

Looking through my records all day

On the phone all night

Try to fix the beam

Without the help of Miller Lite

I can't get no sleep

You better earn your keep

Take the safety off

And go disintegrate that creep

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

'Cause I don't love her anymore

Phasers, phasers on kill

Phasers, phasers on kill

Phasers, phasers on kill

Phasers, phasers on kill

I can't get no sleep

You better earn your keep

Take the safety off

And go disintegrate that creep

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

Go, set the phasers on kill

'Cause I don't love her anymore

Anymore

Anymore

Anymore

Anymore

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Track details

From Bark Like a Dog

1996

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Album

Bark Like a Dog

Screeching Weasel

Release year

1996

—(She Got) Electroshocked
—You Blister My Paint
—You’ll Be in My Dreams Today
—Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart
—It's Not Enough
—Phasers on Kill
—First Day of Summer
—Handcuffed to You
—Get Off My Back
—I Will Always Be There
—Cool Kids
—Stupid Girl

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Ben Weasel, John Jughead
Producer: Ben Weasel, Mass Giorgini
Bass: Johnny Personality
Drums: Dan Panic
Guitar: Dan Vapid, John Jughead
Background Vocals: Dan Vapid, Johnny Personality
Lead Vocals: Ben Weasel
Mixing Engineer: Chris Shepard
Recording Engineer: Brendan Burke, Mass Giorgini